Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Take the trumpet in Train's "50 Ways to Say Goodbye." Love it. Love, love, love it.
As a disclaimer though, I must say I do not love the lyrics. Dude, go see your therapist. Way too much violence to direct towards someone you supposedly liked at one point.
OK, here's an easier example: Shakira's "Ciega Sordomuda."
Monday, August 13, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
I'm not particularly attracted to you and I'm certain the feeling is mutual. Nonetheless, I think we could build a real relationship with this solid foundation of friendship and mutual respect. And quiet. Relaxing, relaxing quiet.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
The first time I heard one of your songs, I knew I wanted to propose. Then I saw a picture of you and, Holy Cannoli, my own hair swooned with envy. Your locks are glorious.
PS - Mr. Harem doesn't know about this plan yet.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Ms. Harem Wanna-Be
PS - You could be Mr. Harem's brother husband. We'll get a show on TLC. If you ever dump me, I'll go on Dancing with the Stars.